Why Is This News?
In yet another example of why I keep hitting my head against hard surfaces every time I read the so-called “news”, CNN has decided that a speculative story about the Head Chimp’s daughter wearing a ring is cause for exhaustive coverage. Of course, this just goes to prove my theory that CNN is dying a slow death, because almost no other news outlet has decided it’s worth covering, except for a blurb on ABC News. I think the question everyone needs to ask themselves as they consume the news is, “Why the fuck should I give a shit?” and go forward from there. It encourages critical thinking skills.

