NASA Gets Sued
If you’re going to start crashing data-gathering machines into comets, can you really expect to succeed without getting sued? I mean, seriously: you’re “breaking the natural balance of the Universe.” You bastards! You’re ruining the life of Russian astrologer and spiritualist, Marina Bai. Apparently, only $310 million will soothe the damage you’ve done to her life and moral values. It’s good to see that the US still hasn’t cornered the market on wackos.
